vapooreon:

when you strip down naked in an elevator and u know everyone is checking you out

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sidnugget:

I heard a kid say “I was born in 2003” the other day and he was like “I’m 11” it fucked me up… aren’t kids born in 2003 only supposed to be like 4 years old not going into 6th grade

ruinedchildhood:

ruinedchildhood:

When Internet Explorer asks to be your default browser.

unclefather:

fstw:

*has a fever* bitch I am SICKENING

me your doctor: you have shingles

iiiarclight:

give em the ol razzle dazzle

iiiarclight:

give em the ol razzle dazzle

Lorde - Swingin' Party
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Lorde - Swingin’ Party

grumpysalmon:

miley cyrus’ fans have started calling her “the tongue queen” on twitter and every time i see those words i imagine a huge powerful lizard overlord