unclefather:

fstw:

*has a fever* bitch I am SICKENING

me your doctor: you have shingles

iiiarclight:

give em the ol razzle dazzle

iiiarclight:

give em the ol razzle dazzle

Lorde - Swingin' Party
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Lorde - Swingin’ Party

grumpysalmon:

miley cyrus’ fans have started calling her “the tongue queen” on twitter and every time i see those words i imagine a huge powerful lizard overlord

grumpysalmon:

miley cyrus’ fans have started calling her “the tongue queen” on twitter and every time i see those words i imagine a huge powerful lizard overlord

roavaswardrobe:

assvvipe:

summer lovin
had me a blast
summer lovin
dick in my ass

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July 13th   Porto, Portugal

July 13th   Porto, Portugal

underthenerdhood:

a little girl who grows up thinking all doors are automatic but actually she’s haunted by a really polite ghost

skimcheese:

caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas:

madeagoestohell:

unexpected pregnancy is actually so weird like you can accidentally make a person 

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I JUST SPAT OUT MY WATER